Study of Beelzebub's Tales

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Kelli-E-Ofoo

 

45 In the Opinion of Beelzebub, Man’s Extraction of Electricity from Nature and Its Destruction During Its Use, Is One of the Chief Causes of the Shortening of the Life of Man

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“And so, when I returned to the planet Mars from the planet Earth, and while I was hurriedly finishing the liquidation of my affairs there, I was informed that the Toof-Nef-Tef of the planet wished to see me personally.

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“This request of the honorable Toof-Nef-Tef was translated to me through our Ahoon by means of what is there called a ‘Kelli-E-Ofoo.’1

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“The text of this Kelli-E-Ofoo was as follows:

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“At the end of this Kelli-E-Ofoo was the postscript:

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1 Kelli-E-Ofoo on the planet Mars is the same thing which on the Earth is called a “note.”